Tag: funny
group name: floatyourboat
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August 12, 2008 06:28 AM EDT --
My memorable family moment takes place my senior year in college, and at this point in my life, my friends were my family. It was Thanksgiving break, and my friend Laura and I both ended up staying . . . more
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February 28, 2007 10:35 AM EST --
SENIOR BREAKFAST
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good, but I don't . . . more
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May 09, 2007 07:35 AM EDT --
I received this in my e-mail this morning...
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued . . . more
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October 04, 2007 05:39 PM EDT --
This just touched my funny bone..
Funny Quote of the Day - Adrienne Gusoff - "Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out."
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May 08, 2007 12:28 AM EDT --
This was something I received today in email. I thought I'd share it here.
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't . . . more
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June 22, 2007 03:40 PM EDT --
I had to share this with my Gather friends. It's come around millions of times in the email but every once in a while when I get it again I have to chuckle. So enjoy.....
If you . . . more
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May 29, 2007 07:38 AM EDT --
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether
they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews,
r students. here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your children are out of control, you . . . more
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August 22, 2007 10:09 AM EDT --
I received this in my email and.............well, you older ladies will understand it I'm sure. It could happen you know.
FROM MY EMAIL
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing . . . more
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March 14, 2008 11:42 AM EDT --
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my . . . more
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March 27, 2008 12:28 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
Beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
Worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It . . . more
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March 16, 2007 08:33 AM EDT --
This just arrived in my e-mail this morning and I'm still laughing over it. ENJOY...!
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
If my body were . . . more
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May 02, 2007 05:19 PM EDT --
Woman Golfer
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. . . . more
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May 10, 2007 07:58 AM EDT --
This was in my e-mail this morning:
SUPPORT A FAMILY :
THE PROSPECTIVE FATHER-IN-LAW ASKED, "YOUNG MAN, CAN YOU SUPPORT A FAMILY?"
THE SURPRISED GROOM-TO-BE REPLIED, "WELL, NO. I WAS . . . more
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October 29, 2007 10:28 PM EDT --
I have to say that I just saw a hilarious shirt saying:
"I went to college and all I got was Herpes"
I guess that's one way to keep people from bugging you at the . . . more
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January 19, 2008 11:08 AM EST --
My mom received a free sample of the fragrance Paris Hilton by (of course!) Paris Hilton. She didn't want it (why would she?!) and gave it to me. I laughed about it and put some of it . . . more
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July 11, 2008 10:31 AM EDT --
This was in my email this morning....:)
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July 15, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
My recent Love 'poems' article was funny, BUT what are your 'poems?? The first line has to be 'roamntic', the second line should not be.... ( I can't wait to hear Janie's:) . . . more
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July 21, 2008 12:33 PM EDT --
OLD SYMBOL......
NEW SYMBOL.......
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June 16, 2007 01:48 AM EDT --
Had to share this little chuckle..... sorry to the lawyers in the group but face it, you know we love to hate you! LOL
The Duck & the Lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. . . . more
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April 19, 2007 08:32 AM EDT --
I cannot take credit for this, as it arrived in my e-mail this morning, but was so funny I thought I'd share with my Gather friends.
JUST A FUNNY TO START THE DAY.
A big shot attorney had . . . more
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